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Ignore the world

With all these silly monsters eating everyone she knows

Caitlin is sooooo sick of hearing about it on all of the TV shows.

She just wants to avoid the news and escape into a book,

But then this monster is right outside, trying to make her look!


The world has been so dark lately, so she just wants to have some fun

Even if the dumb monster’s head is blocking out the sun…

Caitlin tries not to care, since she has her lamp-droid by her side

Though if the monster tries to eat her, the lamp-droid will only hide.


She can sense the beast reading over her shoulder, breathing so loudly

"I simply shan’t give it any attention", Caitlin states ever so proudly.

Let others dwell on the monster-caused deaths, cuz’ this is her reading day

All you have to do is ignore everything, and all of your problems will go away.


(Starring the wonderful Caitlin Carpenter!)

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