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To dream to never feel

Afflicted with the diseases of angst, loss, and pain Noelle wished to wash them away from her over-thinking brain So she swallows her pills like manna from heaven It’s been her automatic solution since the age of eleven.

And each year becomes the same, just a smooth gentle ride Cured of any problems to dwell upon, there’s no reason to hide The curse of her emotions had always gotten in the way Now she can wake up each morning, no longer afraid of the day.

With the chemical miracles keeping her on an even keel, Noelle can live her life’s dream, and never have to feel :-)

(Starring Noelle Wonder from!)

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