The strangest Donald Trump swag the internet has to offer

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We’ve all seen our fair share of Make America Great Again hats, as well as countless variations and parodies of it. As iconic as the phrase and hat have been this election cycle, some people wanted more eclectic items to show their support for, hatred of, or fascination with Donald Trump.

So, they took matters into their own hands. From food to voodoo dolls to sex toys, there’s no shortage of strange products inspired by the Republican nominee for president. Check out these 10 quirky items that all feature The Donald himself. 

1) Make Donald Trump kiss your ass for just $9

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2) Creep out your guests with this pickled DJT head

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Price on Etsy: $5.00

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3) Here's the perfect dessert for presidential debate watch parties

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Price on Etsy: $20.00

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4) Don't worry, it's not Trump-scented

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Price on Etsy: $21.99

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5) Ironic succulent holder game on point

Etsy

Price on Etsy: $28.90

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6) We've pinned down the perfect gag gift for Hillary supporters

Etsy

Price on Etsy: $9.95

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7) Think of it as a creepy, grown up teddy bear

Etsy

Price on Etsy: $25.00

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8) Make Sex Toys Great Again with this butt plug

Etsy

Price on Etsy: $29.99

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9) Take The Donald on a run with you

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Price on Etsy: $24.99

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10) Some of the flavors include red velvet, cheesecake, and wall

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Price on Etsy: $32.00

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