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Summer isn't really here until the pool floats come out.

Memorial Day weekend is the unofficial start to summer, which hopefully means more days by the water for you.

Of course, no trip to the pool, beach, or lake is complete without a float. Whether you want to lazily work on your tan or ride off into the sunset on a American flag-emblazoned bald eagle, there’s an inflatable accessory to suit your waterside style.

To get you in the cool-for-pool spirit, PoolProducts.com is offering 35 percent off select floats, some of which are included below, through Memorial Day weekend. The rest are our favorites from across the Web.


1) Giant inflatable unicorn float

Amazon

This is the closest you’ll ever get to riding on a unicorn, people.

Price on Amazon: $79.99

Buy it here


2) Inflatable cooler

PoolProducts.com

This floating party box can hold up to 24 cans of your favorite drink. It even has cup holders around the sides.

Price on PoolProducts.com: $16.19

Buy it here


3) Pizza slice float

Amazon

If you buy eight, you can be a floating pizza and dominate the entire pool/world.

Price on Amazon: $38.99

Buy it here


4) Inflatable cornhole

Amazon

If you think you’re good at cornhole, try playing while the board floats away from you.

Price on Amazon: $13.99

Buy it here


5) Gummy bear float

Amazon

It even comes in different colors, so you can float on your favorite flavor!

Price on Amazon: $24.99

Buy it here


6) Inflatable donut coasters

Amazon

We donut recommend hot coffee to go with these donuts.

Price on Amazon: $10.99 for 3

Buy it here


7) Whale float

PoolProducts.com

Why settle for a cartoonish Orca when you could swim with humpback whales?

Price on PoolProducts.com: $17.99

Buy it here


8) Giant popsicle

Amazon

Don’t let this product image fool you, that is a 6-foot floating popsicle that belongs in your pool.

Price on Amazon: $23.99

Buy it here


9) Aeronest inflatable lounger

Amazon

It’s an inflatable bean bag for the beach. How have you not ordered seven already?

Price on Amazon: $84.89

Buy it here


10) Death Star beach ball

PoolProducts.com

Destroy your friends in a game of volleyball faster than Luke Skywalker can destroy a whole planet.

Price on PoolProducts.com: $14.99

Buy it here


11) LED pool float

PoolProducts.com

Light up the nighttime pool parties with a pool float that has three different LED color settings.

Price on PoolProducts.com: $44.99

Buy it here


12) Star Trek captain’s chair

Amazon

The only thing you’ll be doing at warp speed in this chair is relaxing.

Price on Amazon: $33.75

Buy it here


13) Poop emoji float

Amazon

The only time you're excited to see poop in the pool.

Price on Amazon: $49.95

Buy it here


14) Baseball glove float

Amazon

It doesn’t get more American than this.

Price on Amazon: $19.79

Buy it here


15) Giant Bald Eagle float

Amazon

Wait, no. It doesn’t get more American than this.

Price on Amazon: $69.99

Buy it here

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