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Your house might not be fit for the one true king, but you can at least do a little decorating to spruce up the place.

Winter is coming, and there go your Sunday night plans for the next few months. Game of Thrones returns April 24, and you’ll be spending a lot more time at home.

Your house might not be fit for the one true king, but you can at least do a little decorating to spruce up the place. These accessories will prepare you for the upcoming adventures.

1) ‘Dinner is coming’ cutting board

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You’ll need sustenance to stand a fighting chance against white walkers. This wooden, engraved cutting board will help you remember, just like the north.

Price on Etsy: $24+

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2) Map marker salt and pepper shakers

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Put a little seasoning on the horse heart before you devour it in front of your lover. The salt and pepper shakers feature map markers for the Starks and Lannisters.

Price on ThinkGeek: $19.99

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3) House banners

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Make sure guests can hear you roar with this stitched fabric banner. It features the sigil and colors of the Lannisters, but you can choose your preferred house.

Price on Etsy: $64

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4) Stark wall clock

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Keep track of how long it’s been since Jon Snow was stabbed, and metaphorically, so were you, with this custom birch plywood clock. It looks great on any wall, even 700-foot ones.

Price on Etsy: $29.18

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5) Wax seal coasters

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Pick your poison in beverage choice, then again in house, with these coasters, which feature six of the houses.

Price on ThinkGeek: $19.99

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6) Dragon egg cannister

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Instead of screaming, “WHERE ARE MY SNACKS?!” keep them safe inside this ceramic dragon’s egg. Unless you’re in Qarth, then you might want to consider a vault.

Price on ThinkGeek: $29.99

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7) Westeros canvas map

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Keep tabs on where the characters are with this handy map, which will hang nicely in your throne room. (The one with the couch, not the toilet.)

Price on ThinkGeek: $49.99

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8) Game of Thrones whiskey set

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You’re going to need a stiff drink, if past seasons are any indication of the heartbreak we’re about to have back in our lives.

Price on Etsy: $59.95

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9) ‘Crows before hoes’ mug

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You’ll also need a strong cup of coffee to keep you awake at work Monday morning, because there’s a good chance you’ll be too busy sobbing or filled with rage to fall asleep after each episode.

Price on Etsy: $11.99

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10) Baratheon lamp

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Call upon the lord of light with this linocut lamp, featuring the Baratheon stag.

Price on Etsy: $58.01

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11) Vigil candles

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Honor the fallen with a candlelit vigil

Price on Etsy: $13

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