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Be a cool aunt or uncle, not a regular one.

There are the things parents need, and the things you want to buy for parents, because you don’t have to spend money on more important baby things, like food and diapers.

That is basically our duty as the cool/fun/superior aunt or uncle, right?

These toys and accessories ensure that title, and might even entertain some tired parents too.

1) Star Wars Little Golden Book boxed set

ThinkGeek

Do little ones a favor and introduce them to this pop culture phenomenon while their brain is still developing and they can remember all the planet names.

Price: $24.99

Buy it here


2) Thor rattle

Etsy

Nothing is more special than baby’s first Mjolnir.

Price: $15

Buy it here


3) Lord of the Rings teething set

Etsy

Because everything in reach is a baby’s precious during the teething phase.

Price: $47.99

Buy it here


4) Marvel mobile

Etsy

This can hang over an adult-sized bed too, right?

Price: $189.90

Buy it here


5) Periodic table baby blocks

Amazon

If only someone had taught these to you when your brain was still an absorbent sponge.

Price: $34.95

Buy it here


6) Sriracha sippy cup

ThinkGeek

Parents need a sense of humor to survive raising a child, and this cup will make them laugh when their 3-year-old is throwing a temper tantrum.

Price: $5.99

Buy it here


7) Ninja baby bib

ThinkGeek

Teach babies the ninja way of stealthy silence and keep those feeding them entertained at the same time.

Price: $9.99

Buy it here


8) Dinosaur hair clips

ThinkGeek

We don’t blame you for picking up a set for yourself too.

Price: $14.99

Buy it here


9) Little Ass Kicker onesie

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The greatest blessing you could ever wish upon any child is for them to outlive main and supporting characters in the zombie apocalypse.

Price: $14.99

Buy it here


10) Cthulhu Hopper Ball

ThinkGeek

Nothing stimulates a child's imagination quite like a mythical creature from the '70s that’s part octopus, and part dragon, and part man.

Price: $39.99

Buy it here


11) Zelda night light

Etsy

It’s dangerous go alone, especially when you’re just a baby. Give them a night light that they’ll never want to get rid of.

Price: $60

Buy it here


12) Dalek stacking ring

Etsy

No worries, this toy will not exterminate.

Price: $38

Buy it here


13) T-rex pacifier

Amazon

Because not waking a baby from a nap is kind of like not letting a T-rex notice you.

Price: $5.97

Buy it here


14) Game controller plush

Etsy

It’s funny, because by the time they’re old enough to play video games, controllers probably won’t even exist anymore.

Price: $14

Buy it here


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