This bottle opener is the Swiss Army knife for boozehounds

Porter key knife

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The all-in-one tool fits on your keychain for partying anytime.

Don’t let its small size fool you: the Porter key knife and bottle opener packs a punch. It’s like a suite of tools, only it fits on your keychain.

Shaped like a key and weighing under an ounce, the Porter will prove indispensable. Use the blade to cut through boxes, envelopes, and more. The Torx T3 star bolt will allow you to securely screw in anything. And when you’re done with your tasks, celebrate by cracking open a well-deserved beer with the bottle opener.

Made out of corrosion-resistant stainless steel, the Porter was built to last, and includes a reinforced key ring for extra sturdiness. It also features a grooved grip for easy opening and closing.

Toss this one on your keychain — you never know when it might come in handy. Buy the Porter for just $16.99, or 19 percent off MSRP, from the Daily Dot store. You’ll also enjoy free shipping to the continental U.S. with your order. Buy it here.


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