St. Patrick wouldn't approve.
The 'mantouching' trend needs to stop.
This year's show was like a four-hour ALS ice bucket challenge.
Mark Zuckerberg is no longer the coolest kid in school.
If I had any sense, I would have been picketing 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'
According to stats from the online ticket retailer Fandango, Mississippi really, really wants to get spanked.