The little video game star with the big appetite turns 33 today.
Owners Amy and Samy Bouzaglo hired (and then broke up with) a PR firm in an attempt to rehabilitate their image.
From cupcakes to chicken wings, you've probably been wasting time—and food—for years.
Redditors have offered food, shelter, and help finding missing pets after the devastation in Moore, Okla.
But gamers want to know, "Where are the games?"
Also in today's Reddit Digest: Arbitrary Day and Patton Oswalt.