Jay is a writer on the Internet. He has previously been a staff writer at Gawker, served as the news editor of the Daily Dot, and written for NYMag.com, Suicidegirls.com, The Daily What (R.I.P.), Download Squad (R.I.P.), and Urlesque (also R.I.P.). He can also be found at stock-photo-of-mature-man-reading-computer-screen-with-family-cat-in-his-lap-while-working-from-home.jpg.
RIP Orlando Bloom's Tamagotchi, dead of neglect at the Met Gala
Pets are not accessories, Orlando Bloom!
Remix of Carly Fiorina's nightmare lullaby is somehow even more terrifying
This will haunt your dreams.
Large Hadron Collider reportedly knocked out by damn pesky weasel
The world's largest particle accelerator was defeated by small mammal.
Ted Cruz autographed 'The Communist Manifesto,' so it's time to get memeing
Cruz tries, but he can't escape the internet.
Game reviewer tricks companies into fighting each other over YouTube copyright
They can't take down his videos until they untangle this knot.