All the tips you need to triumph on the social network of depressed 20-somethings.
You've been using Facebook all wrong.
Follow these tips to craft an email so compelling that the recipient will carry out its every command.
"We're like the real Banksy, just silently putting things out there and seeing what happens."
"Hi! My name is Andrew—and this show is for all the white kids out there!"
Before Butthole Jesus, there was Get Behind Jesus.